Three inventions walk into a bar: a radio, a television and a laptop.
Radio says: I am a great invention because I can go anywhere and I make people dance.
Television says: I am better invention because people can watch me. I can make people dance too.
Laptop says: I am the best invention because people can play with me. They can watch me and I make them dance too.
Ms Water who was working at the bar yells: Shut up and drink before I spill myself all over y’all. I am your worse nightmare, just like Mayhem!!! (referring to Allstate commercial)
So I am definitely NOT a comedian but I gave it my best shot. How did I do? Can you come up with better ones?
PS-In my defense, I had 2 other stories with “three men” in mind due to some headlines this morning. I thought they were too heavy and controversial for a Monday morning. Let me know if you want to read and I will post them 🙂
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