May 13 Daily Prompt: Fill In the Blank

Three people walk into a bar . . .

Three inventions walk into a bar: a radio, a television and a laptop.

Radio says: I am a great invention because I can go anywhere and I make people dance.

Television says: I am better invention because people can watch me. I can make people dance too.

Laptop says: I am the best invention because people can play with me. They can watch me and I make them dance too.

Ms Water who was working at the bar yells: Shut up and drink before I spill myself all over y’all. I am your worse nightmare, just like Mayhem!!! (referring to Allstate commercial)

The End

So I am definitely NOT a comedian but I gave it my best shot. How did I do? Can you come up with better ones?

PS-In my defense, I had 2 other stories with “three men” in mind due to some headlines this morning. I thought they were too heavy and controversial for a Monday morning. Let me know if you want to read and I will post them πŸ™‚

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About Nadeen Chrystal Davis

I am Nadeen Chrystal Davis, an aspiring fiction author. I am in the process of writing of novel that I hope to publish by next summer. In the meantime, I will be sharing some short stories. In this blog, I will talk about the writing process, about the ups and downs, about anything that catches my attention throughout my day. Feel free to comment: I want to hear from you. Read more about me on my blog: nadeendavisblog.wordpress.com... Hello and welcome!
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32 Responses to May 13 Daily Prompt: Fill In the Blank

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  2. dmauldin53 says:

    You did great with this one! Made me laugh anyway! πŸ™‚

  3. cookie5683 says:

    hahahaha! I’m loving today’s prompt

  4. Tatsat says:

    Especially when I know that you are someone who is scared by ducks, a lot of things naturally sound funny πŸ˜‰

    PS- you have a good sense of humour. Keep it up

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  8. baka8 says:

    You ever find yer credit?

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